About Dark Definitions

Dark Definitions is a one man operation run from the UK, making mugs, tees, hoodies and cards for people who swear with precision.

The format is simple. A word that should exist. A deadpan dictionary definition. Bold serif type on solid black. The dictionary aesthetic the rest of the world is too polite to print.

Every entry is original. Every product is made to order. If you have suggested a word that ended up on the site, thank you. If you are here for the first time, welcome. Try not to laugh at work.

Dave
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